These are some of the illustrations I did for the “Tales From the Front” advice to the lovelorn column that ran in the paper I still work for. The drawings “date” roughly from 1996 to 2002. I did one drawing a week for the column so there must be 300 of them. I could only find half that many and this gallery of my favorites is less than half of those, as you can imagine the questions, answers and therefore the illustrations got repetitive.

Ironically this project began shortly after a rather embarrassing third date (Dec. 10, 1995) my last date, as it has so far turned out. I’ve not bothered the women of the world since then, nor have any of them inquired after me.